I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards.
I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
Okay, I'll bite. What happened? Did they catch you trying to shove an Egg McMuffin in your ear or something?
(Hey, my word verification is "babufto." What a cool word! I'm gonna have to start using it in conversation... "Excuse me, I seem to have dropped my babufto. What a mess." Or maybe point at something at random and blurt, "Wow - check out that babufto!" Possibly, "I think my babufto is swelling - can you check that out for me?")
Duh. I just glanced at your blog again. Yesterday I thought you said you forgot HOW to eat breakfast - not that you forgot TO eat brakfast. Hence the inexplicable Egg McMuffin remark.
I sat around yesterday imagining ways people can forget how to eat breakfast. Wrestling with pancakes barehanded, eating boiled eggs without peeling 'em, things like that.
Okay, I'll bite. What happened? Did they catch you trying to shove an Egg McMuffin in your ear or something?
ReplyDelete(Hey, my word verification is "babufto." What a cool word! I'm gonna have to start using it in conversation... "Excuse me, I seem to have dropped my babufto. What a mess." Or maybe point at something at random and blurt, "Wow - check out that babufto!" Possibly, "I think my babufto is swelling - can you check that out for me?")
"babufto" - that's sooooo funny
ReplyDeleteSB - i got a roasted almond granola bar in my purse you can have.
i know I'm a jackass....
ReplyDeleteDuh. I just glanced at your blog again. Yesterday I thought you said you forgot HOW to eat breakfast - not that you forgot TO eat brakfast. Hence the inexplicable Egg McMuffin remark.
ReplyDeleteI sat around yesterday imagining ways people can forget how to eat breakfast. Wrestling with pancakes barehanded, eating boiled eggs without peeling 'em, things like that.