I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards.
I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
because i said so (haiku)
i know what i want only a matter of time confidence to spare
when lunching with co-workers, I've observed that almost every female will avoid eating onions or garlic, and actually announce this fact at the table, as if they're doing their part to make the world a better place for all to live. Something about not feeling so fresh after lunch. Have you ever noticed this?
so what do you want?
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Tuna Hoagie wit
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Tomato
Onion
Hot Peppers
:)
99% of the time I order a sandwhich I get:
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hey - just curious - is onion a guy thing?
ReplyDeletewhen lunching with co-workers, I've observed that almost every female will avoid eating onions or garlic, and actually announce this fact at the table, as if they're doing their part to make the world a better place for all to live. Something about not feeling so fresh after lunch. Have you ever noticed this?
I usually go for soup or sushi.
what i've noticed is that it is a married/unmarried thing. Once you're hitched to someone you can:
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eat garlic (we do that alot)
fart in bed
get old
wow! i used to have big issues with the whole concept of marriage, but now I want one, dammit.
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it's as good a reason as any!
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