I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards.
I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
I feel like punching Tom Cruise in a 'Silent Fight' (haiku)
dont you get it yet? we are all laughing at you and your brainwashed bride
This is very funny, because it's so true. I won't heap praise on you for stating the obvious, but I will hold that tiny f**cker down while you beat him.
supposedly this idiot made a joke a week ago about 'eating the placenta'. i'm not easy to gross-out but this does that, mostly because nobody is really sure if he is joking
for a while, i also thought that whole personal ultrasound machine thing was a joke too.
apparently not, but i still like to pretend that all items relating to TomKat are just a gigantic media joke. I don't feel good living in a world where assholes like this have so much influence over so many people.
oh, and speaking of Assholes in Power, here's a great article.
Amen!
ReplyDeleteI second the amen :)
ReplyDeleteOh and I saw this...
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0312339682/downandoutint-20/102-2445477-1764168
thought of you.
This is very funny, because it's so true. I won't heap praise on you for stating the obvious, but I will hold that tiny f**cker down while you beat him.
ReplyDeletesupposedly this idiot made a joke a week ago about 'eating the placenta'. i'm not easy to gross-out but this does that, mostly because nobody is really sure if he is joking
ReplyDeleteugh. that's just so WRONG.
ReplyDeletefor a while, i also thought that whole personal ultrasound machine thing was a joke too.
apparently not, but i still like to pretend that all items relating to TomKat are just a gigantic media joke. I don't feel good living in a world where assholes like this have so much influence over so many people.
oh, and speaking of Assholes in Power, here's a great article.