Boss: "Are you ok?"
Employee: (some hesitation) "I broke my ass"
Boss: (alittle surprised) "You broke your ass?"
Employee: (winces, turns to Boss) "I broke my ass. I could lie to you and say that I hurt my leg or my back, but I'm not going to do that. The truth is that I got very drunk, fell down and broke my ass.
Boss: (Silent, then)"You're a pretty direct person, huh?"
This is eerily reminiscent of Abe Vigoda's unforgettable performance in the film Good Burger, wherein he uttered the line: "I think I broke my ass."
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ha ha ha ha ha- terrific!!
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wasnt me
ReplyDeleteif it helps, I'm sleeping with at least one of these people.
I never saw that...wasny it with Keenan & Kel?!?! I love those guys!
ReplyDeleteNothing makes you feel older than sustaining a back injury while tending to your hair.
ReplyDeleteI'm delicate in my advancing years. Fragile, even.
That's it. I am now certain to home school my kids.
ReplyDeletei represent that comment artie- i mean resent that comment!
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