I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards.
I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I will be extinguishing the sun tomorrow for some of you people out there that pissed me off. If you notice it disappearing, paypal me your bank account(or maybe a tuna hoagie with LTO HP) and I'll reconsider.
Didn't you learn a thing from Monty Burns? He tried to block out the sun and the town of Springfield taught him some kind of lesson.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember what that lesson was.
Fuck it - I'm off to watch some cartoons and I don't care how dark it gets.
Smell ya later...
dont cock-block me when I'm trying to intimdate a free lunch outta someone!!!
ReplyDeleteHAAA!!!!!