I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards.
I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
i think the gastank might be empty....
i've got at least 3 very important articles that are sitting in my head, but i cant get more than a paragraph done before i'm completely bored with it. maybe i'm broken
Dude! I just had a though! This is gonna be great... It'll cure all your woes in a jiffy. For once I have the absolute, perfect thing to say. You're gonna love this.
or maybe you just need an assistant who takes dictation while you drunkenly pontificate over a speakerphone, smiling inside cuz no one knows you're stumbling about in your underwear.
Dude! I just had a though! This is gonna be great... It'll cure all your woes in a jiffy. For once I have the absolute, perfect thing to say. You're gonna love this.
ReplyDeleteAll you gotta do is... Ah, the hell with it.
ok
ReplyDeleteyou made me laugh
Thanks!
or maybe you just need an assistant who takes dictation while you drunkenly pontificate over a speakerphone, smiling inside cuz no one knows you're stumbling about in your underwear.
ReplyDeletemight ease the boredom.