I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards.
I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
Scott's not MAN enough to claim Jihad against me, so it's pretty safe for me to post this here. There's also an extremely low chance that he will even bother to read this. He's too busy changing dipaers and downloading porn on the Companies dime.
Haiku is for lazy poets who can't rhyme. Like yourself.
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ReplyDeleteThe old guy still has some spunk!
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