I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I've put away the nipple rings I wear.Ceased the Golden Showers.I no longer need to dress like Nerothis schlockI going to stop swallowing weeniesStop spreading my cheeksStop masterbatingI'm Billie Holiday
MOM!!!!!
I like your poem better, Steakbellie. The othe one lacks class.
I've put away the nipple rings I wear.
ReplyDeleteCeased the Golden Showers.
I no longer need to dress like Nero
this schlock
I going to stop swallowing weenies
Stop spreading my cheeks
Stop masterbating
I'm Billie Holiday
MOM!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI like your poem better, Steakbellie. The othe one lacks class.
ReplyDelete